Because...

'Cuz I'm a boring little cunt

Linda har en rolig låt med en artist vars namn jag glömt. Kommer dock ihåg lite av texten:
"If I were gay, I would give you my heart
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art
If I were gay, we would swim in romance
But I'm not gay, so get your hands outta my pants"

Something like that, jag minns inte exakt. Men rolig är den!